Fairies and Books

You know how they say a fairy dies every time someone says, "I don't believe in fairies"? Well I believe that just might hold true, (don't pretend like you don't want to believe in fairies too), and I recently stumbled upon a similar theory regarding books:

And I have to say that THIS theory holds absolutely true. I am convinced that watching Jersey Shore WILL make you dumber. It's inevitable.

                                            Watch Jersey Shore=a Book Dies=Law of the Universe

And I'm even willing to as far as to say that every time a book dies a little piece of you dies, too.

Moral of the story?

Read a book and you save your life.